Thanksgiving Table Rules — Do You Agree?
Thursday, November 26th, 2009 My problem is I can’t follow my own rules for Thanksgiving table etiquette, which really are quite few and very simple:
1. Never eat anything that’s not quite dead.
2. Don’t try to fit pieces in your mouth that are bigger than your own head.
3. When your mouth is full of vams, don’t have a laughing fit, [...]